if i knew that you were coming i'd a baked a cake.

Monday, September 12, 2005

a taste of floyd

My partner and I went to Floyd, Virginia on Saturday to a Slow Food event called "A Taste of Floyd." After tasting samples of delicious local foods and wines from Villa Appalachia and AmRhein, you could then go inside a wonderful store/gallery/cafe, Harvest Moon, and purchase the items of your choice. There was music and interesting conversation - in other words, it was a terrific event.


Foodies line up to taste farmstead cheeses from Meadow Creek Dairy and egg salad from happy hens at Copper Hill Farms.


My favorite apple was the Jonagold.

Apples from Blue Ridge Cider and Good Food, Good People may seem to have ruled the day, but there were peppers and pears from Five Penny and Mood Indigo Farms, goat cheeses from Ladybug MicroCreamery and Lotsa-Cedars, "ewe"gurt from Icelandic sheep at Sunny Hill Farm, buffalo jerky from Brush Creek Buffalo, tomato sauce, sausage, coffee, and local honey as well.

After all this, hubby was still hungry! On a great tip from Billy the Blogging Poet, we headed to Oddfella's Cantina for a late lunch. I was full from the Farmer's Appreciation Day breakfast at the Greensboro Farmer's Curb Market and apple slices and goat cheese,
so I just had a pint of Newcastle and took in the ambience of the place. Sandy had a chicken chimichanga, which was one of the best I've ever tasted.

Oddfella's states on its menu that "our ground beef and our greens are organic, and, in season, we make extensive use of local, organic growers." Everything on the menu looked wonderful.

The wooden floors, old storefront windows and doors, and lovely patio in the back added to the relaxing atmosphere. We were especially charmed that all the tables and chairs were different, many of them vintage. The owner, Rob, told us that he'd been asked why he doesn't open another Oddfella's in another town, such as Christiansburg. He said that he would not be able to furnish it in the same way because of health regulations - for example, the drop leaf table at which we were sitting would probably not pass. What a shame! This is not the first time I've felt that the government has lost sight of what is important in regulating food and food production.


A small curtained stage in the corner provides a venue for old-time, blues, jazz, classical guitar, Irish music, and other performances, such a Spoken Word event in which Floyd bloggers Fred and Colleen will participate Sunday, Sept. 18.



Add food, beer and dirt, and I'd say that pretty much adds up to everything I need. We didn't go here; that will have to wait for next time. I hope that "next time" will be soon - three hours is not enough time to savor the atmosphere of Floyd.

Friday, July 29, 2005

101st thing about me

101. When I eat at my mama's house, I usually have more butterbeans for dessert.

That concludes "Butterbean Week" at ...slowly she turned.

Monday, July 25, 2005

100 things

  1. I have six cats that are like children to me.
  2. My husband is my seventh child.
  3. We enjoy being children together.
  4. I am typing this on a ten-year-old computer that I am too stubborn to give up.
  5. I snarled at my husband when he replaced the 15" monitor with a 17" monitor.
  6. I have been playing a DOS game called Empire for about 14-15 years now.
  7. I'm just a trifle reluctant to try new things.
  8. Ten years ago I would have been happy just to have a 40-hour M-F desk job by now.
  9. Five years ago I thought I'd be a professional Web designer by now.
  10. Three years ago I thought I'd be in the loony bin by now.
  11. Two years ago I would have been happy to have a 40-hour M-F desk job AND co-workers who didn’t give me migraines by now.
  12. One year ago I realized that I’d made it and things were gonna be okay.
  13. I got my B.A. in drama 22 years ago.
  14. I have seen one play since, only because a friend’s husband was in it, and it wasn’t very good.
  15. I am a graduate student in a Master of Arts in Liberal Studies program.
  16. Money is not important to me.
  17. Saving the environment is important to me.
  18. I'm an artist but since I began blogging I've thrown all my creativity into that.
  19. I am a lapsed tapestry weaver.
  20. I am a maker of jewelry, but I wear very little jewelry.
  21. I don't wear make-up.
  22. I'm twenty pounds overweight.
  23. I used to care, but I'm okay with it now.
  24. I would wear T-shirts, jeans, and flip-flops everywhere if given the option.
  25. I was a boy until I turned eleven.
  26. I am a recovering agoraphobic.
  27. I used to smoke a pack and a half of cigarettes a day.
  28. I quit smoking ten years ago.
  29. I am a farmer's daughter.
  30. My garden is my refuge.
  31. I hate to sweat.
  32. I can’t believe that I tested as an INTJ. Twice.
  33. Yet I am a proud liberal who thinks that tax-supported government programs made this country great.
  34. I am a 5 with a strong 4-wing on the Enneagram, meaning that I’m 60% hermit computer geek and 40% neurotic drama queen.
  35. Governor’s School East, 1978, English.
  36. I didn’t really believe in my heart that being smart was a good thing until I was around 35.
  37. I’ll kick your butt in Scrabble. Come on, it’s go time.
  38. I have a thick Southern drawl. It makes some people think I’m stupid.
  39. I just learned to like olives this year.
  40. If it wasn’t for seafood, I easily could go vegetarian.
  41. I don’t eat veal or lamb.
  42. I don’t eat factory-farmed meat and poultry.
  43. I eat Peter Pan peanut butter straight out of the jar.
  44. I am addicted to Pepsi One.
  45. I once watched “American Idol” for ten minutes.
  46. Except for those ten minutes, to my knowledge I have never watched any reality shows.
  47. A new Star Wars movie. Ho-hum.
  48. A new season of “The Sopranos.” When? When does it start? Huh? Huh? Is it time yet?
  49. I’m beginning to look like my mother.
  50. I would like to get rid of half of my possessions.
  51. I would like to get rid of my husband’s jet ski and buy two canoes.
  52. I love Lyle Lovett and Bela Fleck.
  53. I might not look you in the eye when I talk to you. Please don’t hold it against me; I probably don’t realize what I’m doing, and I’ve been working on it for years.
  54. My husband calls me Lori. My name is Laurie.
  55. Even though we’ve been together 20 years now.
  56. I’m fascinated with the idea of doing more with less.
  57. Yet we have four computers in this room right now.
  58. I like to drink beer.
  59. I am very allergic to perfume.
  60. Once I had my photo, large and in color, on the front of the Life section of the News and Record. The caption was “The Agony of Defeat.” No, I didn’t save any copies.
  61. It was taken at a pinball tournament, a game at which I used to excel.
  62. I also used to excel at tennis.
  63. Now I excel at Microsoft Excel.
  64. The caption under my baby picture at my mother’s obstetrician’s office: “Liz Taylor’s got nothing on me!”
  65. I daydream about living in, outside of, near, or closer to Asheville.
  66. As a child, I read “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass” to the end and turned back to the first page dozens of times.
  67. I am a lapsed 18th century re-enactor.
  68. I’m afraid of flying, but I’m going to Tuscany next year anyway.
  69. If you don’t understand what I mean, I’m probably trying to be funny. It’s okay, just laugh.
  70. I’m trying to learn patience, but it's taking so freakin’ long!
  71. I have bad skin. See #59.
  72. Women have broken my heart more often and more deeply than men.
  73. I have never ever said the words, “I am a people person,” in a job interview.
  74. I am honest to a fault.
  75. Next to my DH, Squirt the Buddha Kitty claims my heart.
  76. I have missed out on some really great events because I don’t like crowds.
  77. I don’t know what people are talking about half the time because I watch so little TV and listen to NPR. Is this good or bad?
  78. I daydream about living off the grid, growing my own food and living off my creative talents.
  79. I’m not tough enough.
  80. But I do like tofu.
  81. I’m not afraid of spiders when I’m awake. Usually.
  82. I am lightly medicated.
  83. I hate shopping for shoes.
  84. I think that people who don’t support full civil rights for gays and lesbians need to get to know more openly gay people.
  85. I can pick up a soccer ball with my toes.
  86. I played bells and baritone saxophone in high school.
  87. I am childless by choice.
  88. I am one of the whitest white people I know.
  89. I love rocks.
  90. Smart, pleasant Republicans totally freak me out.
  91. I daydream about owning a used bookstore.
  92. I never know who’s in the Super Bowl or the World Series. Is that bad?
  93. I was a spelling bee contender, but nerves got the best of me at the state level three years in a row.
  94. I have an easel and oil paints set up in the next room, gathering dust.
  95. My favorite D&D character’s name was Argentina Brunetti.
  96. I want to eat dinner at Sushi 101 tonight.
  97. Seriously, please take the money you were going to spend on me for Christmas and give it to charity.
  98. But I’ll take a back rub. Or a plate of chocolate chip cookies.
  99. A “B” is a “D.” A “C” is an “F.”
  100. For my superhuman ability, I pick talking to animals.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

When I went to the Piedmont Triad Bloggers meet-up last month, I was thrilled when a couple of people immediately picked up on where I got the title for my blog.

You see, I was looking for something a little punny that started with the word "slow," because of my fascination with the Slow Food movement and the idea that I was planning to write about my garden and my life changes as a result of embracing this philosophy. And, I just happen to be a big Three Stooges fan.

All I could remember was a routine in one of the Three Stooges films in which Moe says "Niagara Falls! Slooowly I turned. Step by step, inch by inch..." Then, predictably, something violent happened.

Well, my life is a bit complicated, and I can't tell you just how APPROPRIATE this title has been! I really picked it because my life is improving step by step, and I have confidence in the idea that we can all change the world inch by inch, one choice at a time. It was good to have a descriptive title that had a bit of subversive humor in it, though, because there have been quite a few times since I began this blog when I would have just loved to poke somebody in the eyeballs. Whenever I get a bit too serious about my "mission" or depressed about politics, I get a little reminder of slapping Curly upside the head, and I smile.

I did a little research on Google, and learned that this is an old vaudeville standard. The Stooges built one of their shorts around it in the movie "Gents Without Cents" in 1944. The same year, Abbott and Costello performed the bit in "Lost in a Harem." Bud and Lou used the trigger word "Poko Moko" instead of "Niagara Falls." I understand that Lucy Ricardo also did a version of the routine in Ricky's club where she was attacked by a man when she said "Martha," but there are differing accounts of this. I'll let a Lucy expert correct me in the comments.

Here's a link to the Abbott and Costello script. And the Niagara Falls Reporter wrote a good article on the overall history of the routine.

Googling "Slowly She Turned" turns up all kinds of torrid romance, however.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Monday, June 13, 2005

lake waccamaw



My cousin owns a beautiful place on Lake Waccamaw, where a house that my grandfather built in 1952 stands next to a sandy beach under bald cypresses. Across the road from the house is a canal where alligators swim and sweet bays grow wild.



Lake Waccamaw is a natural lake with some species that don't exist anywhere else in the world. Its origin, along with the other smaller Carolina Bay lakes, has been a subject of much research and speculation. The theory that the lakes are fed by artisian springs makes a lot of sense to me, since this property boasts one of the few artisian wells on Lake Waccamaw. The water rises through an old pipe and is icy cold and clear.



Thank God the alligators don't seem to have any interest in the lake. That's probably because it is sandy and clear (at least in front of "our" place), with water the color of iced tea. When the wind blows, it can turn up whitecaps and breakers. When it is still, it looks like glass. You can walk along a pier and see down to the bottom. It is shallow for a long way out, which tends to make it warm. This is good or bad, depending on your point-of-view. Kids love it. And it is a perfect place for sandcastles.



Swimming in Lake Waccamaw is not one of my favorite activities. If the wind isn't blowing, it's a little like taking a warm bath on a hot day. Usually, we're happy on floats. It is a wonderful lake for boating. We've been out on sailboats, jet-skis, canoes, kayaks, speedboats, and pontoon boats. We cheer the trick water-skiers as they tear by, twisting and flipping over the wakes. Once we were picked up by the locals and whisked away to a great party. A flotilla of pontoon boats had hooked together and were grilling burgers onboard, drinking beer, and playing water volleyball at the far end of the lake. At Christmas, a wetsuited Santa on a jet-ski leads lighted boats around the lake.



Mostly, I love Lake Waccamaw for the family history and its serenity. There are two old gliders on a screened porch facing the lake that are perfect for reading and napping. Whenever I need to close my eyes and go to a peaceful place, I imagine that I'm listening to the waves lapping up on the shore. The house brims full of memories of my Aunt Willie Dell, Uncle Dallas, and Daddy. There's a painting of a magnolia blossom that my mother painted in 1960, the year before I was born. Crumbly old black and white photos of Great Aunt Mildred and Great Aunt Addie in their bathing suits at the lake often resurface at family reunions. Floating on the edge of the lake is where, in 1985, my mother first confided her concerns to me about my father's health, and where, for the first time, she spoke to me for hours about growing up during the depression. She told a story about hiding a six-pack of beer in the lake house in the 1950s, which was about as wild as my mother ever got, as far as I know. On that day, under the Spanish moss, under the spell of her gentle drawl, my mother became more than "just" my parent. Two years later, I spent my wedding night in the lake house.



My cousin Fred and his wife, Weezer, have made a lot of improvements as far as appliances and furniture, but there are a lot of features that have remained since the early days after it was built. It's not a ritzy place. It has no air conditioning or heat, and it is no place for people with critter phobias. Most of the mosquitoes don't make it through the window screens, but the old-fashioned screens don't cover the windows totally. There are spiders and fire ants, and the lizards, although awfully cute when they puff out their red throats, don't seem as cuddly on the inside windowsills. The house itself is built directly on top of a cement slab, so when there's a lot of rain, the water seeps right up through the kitchen floor. Hurricanes flood it, and you can see the water marks on the bed posts. My friend Donna calls it the Red Bar Lounge, named for the rubbery red surface of the counter where we eat. The cabinets, like all the walls in the place, are constructed of unpainted dark knotty plywood, and the doors do not care to stay closed, occasionally giving an under-vigilant drunk a bonk on the head. Many of the dishes and much of the bedroom furniture have been there all my life. If the house were to be jacked up to build an foundation under it, it would surely fall apart from the termite and post beetle damage.



Still, I understand why my cousin refuses to make any substantial changes to the lake house. Our family has speculated for a long time that it was on its last legs, but yet it survived Fran, Floyd, and numerous tornadic storms. "I like it just the way it is," Fred insists, and closes the subject. It is the only thing left that belonged to his parents. A browned, barely legible piece of paper remains taped next to the front door from Aunt Willie Dell with instructions to renters of the 1970s. The house at Lake Waccamaw is a time capsule in a rapidly changing world. I agree with Fred. I wouldn't change a thing.